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Oct 05, 2005, 04:41 PM // 16:41
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Sep 2005
Guild: JanKenPo
Profession: R/Mo
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The big bad monsters of GW! - Poem.
The big bad monsters of Guild Wars!
I am Charr. I am scary. I am big. I am hairy. I dont go on diets. I have a beer belly. I will smash you then eat you. I will cover you with gravy. I am Charr. I am scary. I am big. I am hairy. I am Stone Summit. I am small. I am Strong. I could be a Ranger Which makes me a bit of a danger! I could be a Gnasher I named my fiend basher! Or just for a change I will slice ya! I am Stone Summit. I am small. I am Strong. I am Mursaat. I am Pretty. I like Glory. I am Horny. Stop wearing infused armour! It doesnt make you a better farmer! I tried to kill King Jaris Inside his big palace. I am Mursaat. I am Pretty. I like Glory. I am Horny. I am a Imp. I choose not be be 6ft tall. I like hurting people. I can be water or fire Can never choose which. I think my hair is on fire! Oh no im a dyer! (-15%!) I am a Imp. I choose not be be 6ft tall. I like hurting people. I am Ettin. I am tall. I am 6ft tall. I like my hammer Its nice and big and goes bamma! I try to lose weight But cant run much due to bad mana... I am Ettin. I am tall. I am 6ft tall. We are big. We are bad. We are mad. and we're gunna eat ya! A poem by: Silly Ranger! |
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Oct 05, 2005, 07:20 PM // 19:20
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Furnace Stoker
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: California
Guild: 15 over 50 [Rare]
Profession: W/Mo
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funny poem!
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Oct 05, 2005, 08:03 PM // 20:03
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Aug 2005
Guild: [ale]
Profession: Mo/
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Haha I like the Mursaat part, hilarious poem.
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Oct 06, 2005, 10:12 PM // 22:12
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Frost Gate Guardian
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: IM da shiznit
Guild: The Shiznitz
Profession: W/Mo
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lol that was funny, liked the charr part
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Oct 07, 2005, 04:35 PM // 16:35
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Sep 2005
Guild: JanKenPo
Profession: R/Mo
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Thanks guys
Glad you enjoyed it.Im currently working on a poem for each proffesion >  I think its Poetry Week here in England or it is soon or something
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